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The going on's

Tuesday Apr 5, 2005

‘Bout time I made with the bullet points..

-What’s worse, Mr. Goodwrench or Midas commercials? Of course I’d take either over another damned Capital One David Spade spot. Man some marketing executives need to be bounced.

-Speaking of commercials, have you caught the new old spice body wash ad? It makes fun of sex appeal in its competitors’ advertisements and alludes to enjoying one’s self in the shower in a non-cleansing way.

-I went out like a mad man this past weekend. There were a lot of folks in from out of town and thus a lot of entertaining to do. Thursday Jessica and Adam invited me out to join them and their guests for bowling at our local highbrow rock 'n bowl, Lucky Strike.

On the way in we were approached by a gentleman with a clipboard who very emphatically encouraged us to head up to a club for a special show being put on by the current cast of the Surreal Life . For those of you unfamiliar with the Surreal Life, it is a reality program from VH1 that takes 7 or 8 second rate celebrities and puts them up in a house in the hills to live together for a few weeks. We were about to witness their first ever-competitive Burlesque show.

Before I knew it Bronson Pinchot of 'Perfect Strangers' was hosting a show featuring amongst others the controversial Jose Canseco, Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth of 'Apprentice', and Pepa of ‘Salt N Pepa.’ Soon they were dancing, cursing, and stripping their way to the audience’s hearts. WEIRD!

-At Lucky Strike, I broke 100 for only the 6th time in my storied bowling career while accidentally eating someone else’s food mistaking it for Adam’s.

- Adam G’s visit brought the crew to The Saddle Ranch on Friday and down to Redondo Beach (see Mexico) on Saturday. Though I personally was completely off my game, I was able to participate in a great Beer Pong tournament. Also falling in the first round were Sam, Gabe, and Adam, so we were able to have a consolation caps game. Though Sam and I lost, our celebrations Dance 360 style were something to behold.

-Ralph’s is a very sketchy place at 3am on Daylight Savings night when slightly intoxicated. But nothing is better than a bunch of frozen food to quench that deep body hunger (though I won’t debate the sexiness of said foods).

Bullet Pointz to the mizax or something like that...