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A Clothing Line?

Wednesday Jun 30, 2004

So occassionally I do a Google search to see how well I'm doing in terms of branching out into the depths of the internet. For a long time I have competed with a deceased chef who apprently published some health diet book. I also often find that the porn star Ron Jeremy can steal some of my internet traffic. But Today I discovered something very shocking. I discovered that I am so popular in the UK that a department store is actually selling, yes selling, a product designed to make you feel as though you have a neck like me. Check it out.

The Jeremy Round Neck

Standard Length
Inherently Soft
100% Pure Scottish Cashmere
4ply Knit
Hand Crafted in Scotland

Our Price: £109.00
(UK/EU £128.07 including VAT)
Free Shipping Worldwide

Should I demand royalties or at worst a free sample of the merchandise? Its not cheap either...About $200 after the exchange. The colors have to be improved though. While I support the grey I'm not sure that the "light oatmeal" tone really communicates the essence of the neck of Jeremy Round to the world. And who is this bastard posing as me? He is clearly too tall and lanky for the roll.

Try looking yourself up on Google, you may be shocked at the results.