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Don't worry, we'll be back to the short stories soon . . . Just thought I'd put a few updates down today. First off Channukah came and went so quickly! This is what it had to say:
It’s a Miracle
“So many Jews are in the showbiz. Tom Cruise isn’t but I heard his agent is…” For the past seven days and eight nights, we the Jews have celebrated our yearly festival of lights. How did I celebrate this wonderous and slightly over a week occasion? Check it out, yo:
-My car was having problems so I changed the oil
-I have spoken with Gabe at least once every day for the past week
-I had a Hannukah dinner with Sam at Canter’s deli
-I got a bunch of great gifts and cards including a poker table from my roomie Adam and his girlfriend Jessica...
Celebrity Sightings
Since I last updated this category I have seen . . . Gene Simmons (who incidentally told the receptionist at my office that she had great "Cow Tits"), George Carlin, and Joe Montagne.
Life Updates
Finished a new song for a friend at work. Its a comedic song for a erotic scene in a film he's writing. It's about the passing of Warts, entitled I Have Genital Warts...Did I mention it is his idea? I just wrote the music and the melody. I must say though that this stanza is a big winner:
What does this mean for you?
After tonight, you should have them too.
It's really not all that bad.
It's the best disease I ever had.
I am working on a new original called "Blinding the Critical Eye." Wrote the lyrics on the way back from Chicago and I'm still working on the melody even though I think I have the guitar parts down.
Work is coming along well. Writing is crawling a bit but I am confident that in the next couple months I will finally finish The Gavel Pendulum and Stealing the Blinds. I have begun research on my newest and top-secret project.
I have fallen in love with Arrested Development, Muse, Jimmy Eat World, Keane, and 75 degree December days... :)
Alright back to fiction...I do that better anyways.